I’ve read and heard many people talking about the “nesting” phase of pregnancy. That’s when soon-to-be mothers start cleaning and organizing frantically to prepare for their baby’s arrival.

Well apparently that urge skipped me because I’m straight chillin’ in these last days of pregnancy. 😎

My hospital bag is not packed, I still have some tidying up to do around the house, and the last thing on my mind is organizing my pantry and spice racks in alphabetical order. 🙄

I don’t know why I’m so nonchalant about the whole thing. I was the same way with my wedding:

Are you excited?

Ummm.. yeah sure.

Aren’t you nervous?

Not at all. I’d been with my then-fiance for five years.

I know when I was getting married, I [insert outrageous story of an unstable person dealing with stress]

Then you need professional help, ma’am, because life only gets harder.

The way I see it, there’s nothing to get worked up about because it’s happening either way. Why stress and get high blood pressure for no reason? Are my husband and I excited? Sure! But we also don’t have 12 different emergency plans in place for when my water breaks.

Of course I’ll eventually sweep a little something here and there to make sure my home is clean, but all this frantic business? It’s for the birds… 😉